oh brother

My bro is coming to NY for the first time and will be staying with me for two weeks. He send me a list of all the places he wants to go and finished it with:

And we need to buy a ninja star and take a picture with a hooker.

Obviously this caused me to snort loudly by myself in public. I MEAN, IM SO PROUD!

Im serious like the plague bro, we’ll do this.

I’m so druuunk.

Ok. no I’m not but I have a lot of rum and coke and turkey sliders in me so Im pretty “happy” and I have to read like 4 chapters but I’m watching sytycd instead and it just got sad and stuff.

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